Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

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Boy: Tum gaana

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

''A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!!

''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''

Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat

"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. :-D

U know my engagemnt is fixed

U know my engagemnt is fixed

Its after 73 days

Surprised!

After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D

Tapo Slanto Said :

Tapo Slanto Said :

Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki

50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay

Yaken Nahe Ata Tu

Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)

Very Strange . . .

Very Strange . . .

Sindh , Punjab Aur Balochistan
Ka
Cheif Minister

Hota Hy

Jab K N.W.F.P
Ka

"Hoti" Hy . . . [,"]

Happy Dhakkan Day... ;->

Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->

Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->

Girls are like roads,

Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

Batao WIFE, BIWI

Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

Impressive quote..

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

Benazir ko goli lgi,

Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.

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