Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

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what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...

Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->

saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Sardar:Bachpan

Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

There was this guy

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

Qus: What is The Extreme

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

If You Are Going To

If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....

That

You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....

Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->

Sharabi eyes donate

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!

Pehle Bacho''n Ko

Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha

Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara

"Geo Musharaf" ;->

Kute Kamine

Kute

Kamine

Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik
Bewaqoof
Bandar
Bhalu
Gadhe
Badmash
Lofar
Lafangeor
Dhokebaz
Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->

A public Service Msg

A public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->

Arz Kia Hai :

Arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
.
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
.
.
.
Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)

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