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Question: why did GOD
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Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
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May, 22 2010
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altaf hussains political can be destroyed
How Altaf hUssain''s Political Can Be Destroyed?
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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.
U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize
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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
seedhi baat
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
*Golden Words*
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?
Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Q: how was NISAR born ?
Q: how was NISAR born ?
Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya
Tapo Slanto Said :
Tapo Slanto Said :
Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki
50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay
Yaken Nahe Ata Tu
Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))
When a man steals
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
Behind every successful man,
Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....
BAy Sharam
BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t Scroll Down
i say Don''t Scrol down
Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye
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