Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
  

May, 22 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     3038 views       Funny

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Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!


A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
free-free-free
breakfast
free-LUNCH
free-DINNER
free-TEA
Just visit
"DATA DARBAR"
&ENJOY unlimited
offers,
paj paj k jao te
Raj Raj k Khao
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
:#: A friend

ll is like

( o ) a

( ? ) Guitaar





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uski.


BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
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Avi Msg
Sent u Avi
Perh Lu Avi
Tey 4Wd vi ker Du
Avi
Note-[Thora Hass Vi Lu Avi]''
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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O u r

C o n s t i t u t i o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

S p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.