Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
  

May, 22 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     2297 views       Funny

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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,


Har phol khushbu mange Apse,


itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...


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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Its So Common To HEar...

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?


So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,


Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->
True But Funny Fact

A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A Wife
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
''Ham janday pay they sair ko
kinare kinare naher ko
kutta piya nigahon men
suta piya tha rah men
ham ne gul khila diya
kuttay ko jaga dia
kuttay ne dandi wad li
pinni ki pinni kad li
itne men ham paj paray
cyckle de wich waj paray
kutta magron ley gia
cyckle wala pichay pe gia..''
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati


Waja






Socho



Soocho




Nahi Pata



Aray

Wahan


TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.