camera man studio mein bachay se

Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->

May, 05 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 2117 views Funny

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Sony tv pe aisa

Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle bulata hai phir bhagata hai?
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AA-HAT(AAHAT)!!

High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
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do u know wht is mobile

do u know wht is mobile

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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai

If Some1 Asks Me

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
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Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

Teacher to Sardar:f

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

''jatay howay kuch

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Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->

Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin

SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe

LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin

they said the

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

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1 memon apni

1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
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tumhein pata hai k

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"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.

A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

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