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Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
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Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA
Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA
Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main
Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->
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Aaap main say
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Wah...
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.@''
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"
If somebody comes n
If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don''t Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him
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"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->
i m sending this foo
i m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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''''APRIL FOOL''''
Surprise
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai
Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
Man 2 hotel manager"
Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai
Dog1 : Main Is Area
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
1 of the most entert
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
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