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time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi

May, 20 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2627 views Funny

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DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,

DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->

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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->

Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)

under the black cloth

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

How Can You Tell

How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->

jab question paper ho out of contro

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

Ppl U Have Seen

Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason

Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?

No

Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??

NO

Real Reason

Guess. . .

Wild Guess. . .

Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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3

Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

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Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

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Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...

Magar

Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->

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Bcoz

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