Jo sagar ne kaha

Jo sagar ne kaha
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
  

May, 20 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     1847 views       Funny

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I always pray 4u that.

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May ur life b filled wid roses
&
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kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

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