kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

May, 05 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 3093 views Funny

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Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye

Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?

Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)

Air Hostess To Pathan :

Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .

Larki Pehli Baar Larke

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
â€˜â€™Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?â€™â€™

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha

Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi

Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"

Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!

Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?

Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@

Good looks catch the

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.

''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka. Kion?

''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
Kion?
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KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO "MISS CALL" MARTA RAHA.''

Phela parrot Rs 5000

Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.

I Don''t Cheat,

I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))

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