kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

May, 05 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 3448 views Funny

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Send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
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NOON
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EVENING
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or
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It is my fault:

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kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

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