kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2576 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love



But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym


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That''s me . . . =)
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡

Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,

Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K






''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
Q: Which is Higher
"A Mountain"
or
"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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A: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
Lates New!
Ch.Parveez Ellhai.... Nay abhi Abhi Ellan Kia Hia Hia K
aaj Se Pora Panjab 500 Ruppy Per Month ...
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Mujhay Day Ga
Parveez Ellhai Ka Khawab
Lot Loo Pora Panjab
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "


The Girl Said : " NO . . "



Then . . .





They Live . . .




Happy Ever After . . . ;->