kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2575 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..




PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??





LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..



MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..




SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..





LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..






SawAL yE hy k..




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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"


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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,

Lekin dil ghabrata hai

Kyon k balance jata hai

Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,

Jab kanjoos logon se

Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''
The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



&





Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
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A: U U Coffee!

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->