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kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan
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kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan
kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan
Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
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May, 05 2010
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1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.
1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??
Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala
Hum Aaye
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...
A.T.M CARD
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,
SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,
Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.
I’m Not Sad For Being Single
I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..
“Bechaarii”
Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P
Tera Fone Number Kya Hai
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Suno Aaj Aftar Me
Suno
Aaj
Aftar Me
Khajoor Bhi Thay
Samose Bhi Thay
Chanay Bhi Thay
Kele Bhi Thay
Saib Bhi Thay
Angoor Bhi Thay
Sharbat Bhi Tha
Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi
Pakoray.....
are you kidding mama
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
QUAID e AZAM k 14
QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???
1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...
2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..
3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
itna busy b na raha
Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
A NEPALI
A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.
" Ye Kaun Kaliya"
During a mArAthon...
During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...
so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!
And cAme 1st..!
A FOOLISH Man T
A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->
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