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Dabbey mai Dabba
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Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
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May, 25 2010
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Preeto 2 maid:
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey
Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!
VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu
Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet
Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai
"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???
A recently fired
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
“HIMMAT FAN"
“HIMMAT FAN”
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
The Cube of 2 is 8
The Cube of 2 is 8
the cube is 4 is 64
what is cube of 13?
Nahi Malom?
Main Batao ???
Its SUROOR
How it comes?
very simple
Tera + Tera = Surrur
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi
Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving
Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.
mere marne ke baad
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
honda city mei bethn
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...
Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
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