Dabbey mai Dabba

Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
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May, 25 2010     93 chars (1 sms)     3558 views       Funny

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New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
// Height Of
Job Frustration //




A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?










D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
Arz kiya hai...


Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...


(Wah! Wah!)


Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Height Of Diplomacy?


Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.



A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}