Dabbey mai Dabba

Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
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May, 25 2010     93 chars (1 sms)     3430 views       Funny

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Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..


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"ABBA"
''Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho

oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!

Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)


Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
What Is D Moral Of The

Movie ''Love Story 2050'' ?































Thandi Ke Mausam Me Kabhi


"Ice Cream"


Nahi Khana Chaiye. :)
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->
How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy


Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?


Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?


Maarte Tou Nahi


Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho



Ab Bhugto ... ;->
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''