''Attendence.. Pappu

''Attendence.. Pappu
''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''
  

May, 24 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2165 views       Funny

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Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Cycle Macmillan

Telephone Graham Bell

Telescope Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

or,

Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.