Police ne Rok K Puch

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

May, 13 2010 292 chars (2 sms) 2522 views Funny

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Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer

Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?

Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.

Beauty Is The

Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...

1 Pakistani Dosray Se

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
.
.
...,,.
.
................,
Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-

Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.

Socho. . .

QAWWALI

§M§ K¡||3r

socrates was once asked

Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

pathan and guest

Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?

"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."

us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???

""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''

Bijli hun main bijli hun,

Bijli hun main bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main titlee hun,
1 ghanty k liye aati hun
2,2 ghanty jati hun,
0oper pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,
Mune ki ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye
Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...

Brought u by: WAPDA
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..:-D

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

"Think about yourself

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

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