How to irritate Bill Gates

How to irritate Bill Gates
How to irritate Bill Gates


* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.
  

May, 18 2010     495 chars (4 sms)     2218 views       Funny

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When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?


Dhuz?
no


Dhooz?
no


Thish?



Nahi bhai


Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple

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Ok Let Me Tell U

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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->

She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
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1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
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2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
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3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
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4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
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6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
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7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
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8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
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Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->


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