A prisoner was about to be executed.

''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''

May, 24 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2946 views Funny

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This is last time that I am asking u...

This is last time that I am asking u...

Do u

Do u L

Do u Lo

Do u Lov

Do u Love m

Do u Love me

Do u Love meat or r u VEG?

What is at the end of "everything" ?

What is at the end of "everything" ?

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?
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...
...
...
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The letter g

LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Never tell a lie to

Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.

Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,

Ye Anda apka hua,

Hum Anda de chuky snam,

Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,

Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

nahi maloom???

thora orr damagh laraoo

no??

abhi be nahi?

ok let me tell u k kaise aya...

''''''GHALTI SE''''''...

Latest News On GeO. . .

Latest News On GeO. . .

"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .

Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "

GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->

Agar Me Tmhary Walid

Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..

Sardar 2 SrdarnI

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

Doc 2 Patient :

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Agar Ness Wadia

Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!

ness-cafe...~

bachhe ko pdhaya kre

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..

Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...

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A prisoner was about to be executed.

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