A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.