A prisoner was about to be executed.

''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''

May, 24 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3282 views Funny

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FOUR Flowers Especially For U . . .

FOUR Flowers
Especially For U . . .

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1st For Frienship

2nd For Happiness

3rd For Care

4th Kaan K Uppar Laga Lena
Ek Dum Mast Lage Ga Mere Dost ;->

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Twin babies born

Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

Ye baat samajh me i nhi! Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Filmstar Meera ne Geo

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

aaj tum nein mujh sey

aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey

to mein batata hoon

"Chalein KFC"?

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

*GRP MSG * &%# &^$

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UFF YEH SMS KE TARSE HOYE LOG
KUCH BHI BHEJO PAHRNE LAG JATE H

[bWen things go wrong,

[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!

ek sheikh ki beti ka

Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.

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A prisoner was about to be executed.

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