A prisoner was about to be executed.

''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''

May, 24 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2523 views Funny

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Husband asks:

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Mother :

Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->

Rules 4 board exam:

Rules 4 board exam:
Har sawal ka dat kar larna, lekhne me kami mat karna, mouka milay to peeche be dekhna. or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna

Zrore to nai kahdun

Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

Wedding nite:

Wedding nite:

Dulhan Sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....

SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->

Jo log chand niklnay

Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
K
Liye
Arz hai k
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Wo aaram
Karain

Kyon

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Mera aaj ghar
Say
Bahar
Nikalnay
Ka
Koi
Irada
Nahi....

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle.

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->

Girls Psychology!!!!

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

It’s a test to check your

It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics

But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!

R u ready??

Here we go

2+7

+9

-5

+4

+8

-2

+5

-4

+12

-8

The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha

''Dekho yaar?

''Dekho yaar?

kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.''

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A prisoner was about to be executed.

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