A prisoner was about to be executed.

A prisoner was about to be executed.
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''
  

May, 24 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2707 views       Funny

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1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->
Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko






Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)
Girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

Girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:Surat tumhari,

Girl:karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

Girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

Girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

Girl:Married hoon main.
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!