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A prisoner was about to be executed.
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A prisoner was about to be executed.
A prisoner was about to be executed.
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D''
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May, 24 2010
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Gadha kitna bekar
Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
''Ye balo Khubsorat
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
Nai nacha?
Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?
Think think...
I know u can Think this,
Abbey
Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
traffic rules
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school
He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students
wait for the teachers
I just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey
Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!
VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Curent Makes Bulbs Shine
Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd
Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?
''Harpic''or ''Domex''
one five
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
sab kaho aameen : )
Aaj Ki Dua:
Aye Allah!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.
Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?
Kuch Nhi..
Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
Police:Tumhara Dost
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?
Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He
"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
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