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career is like a lig
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career is like a lig
career is like a lig
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
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May, 06 2010
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banaras chowk pe 1
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon
Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
''Dear Friends.
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after
.
.
.
.
.
15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''
Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?
Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!
Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->
some like sunday so
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Characters : 92 | Sms Length : 1
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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
pathan ka murgi beemar huwa
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
What will you
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
TV pe Bomb
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,
Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?
Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
''Naa hame haarna
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''
''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.''
yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
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