career is like a lig

career is like a lig



Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
  

May, 06 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2075 views       Funny

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A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.

Aap ka roz subha ko




Hamare ghar aana




Kabhi ghanti bajana




Kabhi darwaza khat khatana



Kabhi pyar se bolna



kabhi ghusey se chillana k





"Ghar Walo"








"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P


Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???

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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..




''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''







Nhi pata?







Ok i tell u




its..



TOILET... ;->
Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
... F A C T ...

Teachers Are Those

Who Helps Us In
Resolving Problems

Which

Without Them



We Wouldn''t Have ... ;->