career is like a lig

career is like a lig



Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
  

May, 06 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2900 views       Funny

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Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,

Lardki: Choro na,

Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,

Lardki: Choro na, App B.

Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..
b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???


He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person


She: Can I Trust U....??


He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena













Kya.....????




















Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi




Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->


Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai


Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai



















EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->


3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
papar jesa karunchi hone k baad khaya jae to us se ...
















ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
''roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or sare lafange honge......''
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION