career is like a lig

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

May, 06 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2202 views Funny

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KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,

Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

A long married couple

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->

by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life

''A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer''s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside...

''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''

The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''

college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!

Munna Bhai:-

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

1 memon mutthi me

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna

Nahi Tou

Nahi Tou

Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->

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