A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye