After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
  

May, 13 2010     106 chars (1 sms)     2666 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"

Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."


Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


Maa kon hoti hai?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.




.





.
.


Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa

Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain

Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole



Use Morten pila den.->
''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..




PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??





LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..



MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..




SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..





LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..






SawAL yE hy k..




.


.


JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''