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News Paper mein hay...........
  

May, 21 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2799 views       Funny

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With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day
MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!



Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYA HAI....
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->