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May, 21 2010
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khaansi ka elaaj
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta
Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye
Subha Shaam
7 Baar
Khyber
Pukkhtoon Khwaaah
Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah
Bole''n
Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Don"t keep me in your " EYES "
Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "
I may fall as
" Tears "
Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "
U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!
Keep me in your
" MIND "
Because
Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
''God made
''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Sitaron se aagay jahan
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain..
Parosan ki do Larkian aur bhi hain,..
Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai..
Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur bhi hain.
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,
T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,
VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,
KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
Life insurance..
Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.
Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.
Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend
Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet
Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao
"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
aisa hai dostana ham
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
1 tha Chooha..
1 tha Chooha..
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.
Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
the worst thing abou
The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is
[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
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