kick off ur shoesta

kick off ur shoesta
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that''s simply Great!!! Happy B''Day....
  

May, 03 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3458 views       Funny

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Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..




Do U Think Its Luv?



Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!


Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
“SONEHRI BAAT���
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''