e mujhe rat ko

''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''

May, 24 2010 102 chars (1 sms) 2195 views Funny

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revised version of truth is the best policy

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TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...

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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..

When a black cat falls

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???

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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....

Meaaaoooon....

''Aap ko bohat bohat

''Aap ko bohat bohat

*EID MUBARAK*

heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That

"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->

In Our Life

In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..

But
Some Times

Cracks May Come As Friends

Like U.....

Children Are Natural Mimics

Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat

Aur Haan ...

Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->

pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->

pathan ka murgi beemar huwa

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

kashmeer hamara hai aur hamara rahe

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
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Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

zalim taliban ki dri

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py

"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->

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e mujhe rat ko

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