New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,Sprit peene walon kabhi paani bhi piya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
