New style of proposing

New style of proposing
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
  

May, 24 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2791 views       Funny

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Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.

Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him

And Became Crazy About Him.


Guess Why?



THE AXE EFFECT
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
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Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



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Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
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Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
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Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)