New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

May, 24 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 3154 views Funny

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PHATAN 14 AUG

PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha

Tere Naal Dosti

Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->

An Interesting Line

An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"

Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .

Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Sundar Larki

Tumhain

Tumhari

Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Acha

Tareef ke qabil

Pyara dikhne wala

Sweet

Smart

Chand se pyara

Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai

main hoon naa.->

Contemporaray & Inauthentic

Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?

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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?

LECTURER:

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

aik bivi judge se mu

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

HEER:

HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”

RANJHA:

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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!

no i am not

No

I
am
not
decent

I
am
not
good

I
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Stupid

I
am
Mental

I
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Idiot

Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen

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