New style of proposing

New style of proposing
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
  

May, 24 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2522 views       Funny

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Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

HAMMAD: Take This Card.

Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card

HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!


Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat





Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat






Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat



&




Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?






Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa




Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
I''ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night


A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.