R U Sick suffering from fever

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:

May, 12 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 4006 views Funny

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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll

Phaansi

l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll

Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.

LATKA DALA salay ko

ab teri bari ha

yeh ladkibrbruff

Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon

Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep

Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)

Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

garmi ka kya faida hai

garmi ka kya faida hai

Sochoo

Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??

Sardi nahi lagti

Ghalib

Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi
Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi
Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib
Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.

Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

Wada karo K tum Apni Zindgi

Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,

Khushi

Gham

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan
Tak k.!

Even

Apnay mobile ka balance bhi...! :->

''Jo log garm pani m ''

''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay

A RoSe Rs. 10

A RoSe Rs. 10

A cArd Rs. 25

A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*

ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P

Pathan 2ble sawari ja

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

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R U Sick suffering from fever

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