college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
  

May, 13 2010     307 chars (2 sms)     2031 views       Funny

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''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
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If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



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look in the Dictionary... ;->
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...

1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..

2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta?

Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!


Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.
love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn''t mind.
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->
What Did The Fish Say When He Hit A Concrete Wall?

















Dam!
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