an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
