Mother: David, come her

Mother: David, come her
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
  

May, 18 2010     246 chars (2 sms)     2068 views       Funny

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Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai


Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
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A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:


"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
height of rishtedari...




Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji


Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...




Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->
Re Sa

Sa

Re

Dha Ni Pa

Ni

Sa

Sa Sa

Re

Re Ma Ga

Ni Maga

Sa

Sare

Bas Mere
Indian Idol Ab Soja

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
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