Mother: David, come her

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.

May, 18 2010 246 chars (2 sms) 2337 views Funny

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When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
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Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
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What did d Refrigerator say

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COOL inside.

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PAppu..!

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k,

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If A Gorilla Catches U,

If A Gorilla Catches U,
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English to Urdu

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

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just sit down.......

relax......

take a deep breath.....

n wait

just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.

mother independance

Mother
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Father
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Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.

Happy Khan''s Day.;-)

Kabhi Karachi Bhi

Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...

Magar

Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->

TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K

TU JH SY KRTA HUN
MULAQAAT SMITNY K
LEYE!

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TUJH SY MIL TA HUN TO KUCH OR BIKHER SA JATA HUN?

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A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
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Mother: David, come her

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