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ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
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Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
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Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
SEND = SUTTO
INSERT = PAO
DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO
DELETE = MITTI PAO
RUN = NASO
SEARCH = LABO
ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
Yaar kal 125
Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.
Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.
Writing kharaab hai
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!
hAmY
please is number se aanay wali koi
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,
huuuunnnnnn
In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
ek pathan bandoq le kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
Ek larka ek larki
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
I Have A DouBt
I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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