A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
  

May, 12 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2546 views       Funny

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Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?


Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge



Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."


Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...


wo soye hoye the....


Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...


hum soye hoye the...


Moral:-



''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE

WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN

NUCLEAR BOMBS...
.
.
.
.
.
(1) 2week used sockz


(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
What Did The Fish Say When He Hit A Concrete Wall?

















Dam!
:-(
Mere Dost



Neek




Namazi



Muttake



Parhez gar




Bholay



Sache



Achay



LOGO KAY SATH



KABE MAT BETHNA..



TUMHARE SOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->