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May, 17 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2308 views       Funny

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Teri Maa Ki





























Mein Bohat Izat Krta Houn
You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>


try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar


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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
Aap



aChey



Sachey


pYarey


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AqalmAnD



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Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey


William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga