Dog:Where are you going?

Dog:Where are you going?
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.
  

May, 18 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2707 views       Funny

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST


8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”


Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
''2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawab diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''



Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein

Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,

Bijli Gas OiL Bhi Nahi...

Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...

Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi

PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->