Ant: Whtz Ur Age

Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Elephant: 5 Yrs
Ant: But U r So Heavy
Elephant: Tan Ki Shakti , Mann Ki Shakti Bournvita. . .
Elephant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: 18 Yrs
Elephant: But U r So Small
Ant: Fair n Lovly Lagao Aur Apni Umar Chupao. . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     238 chars (2 sms)     2385 views       Funny

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I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
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its LOVE

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