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pathan to doctor
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pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
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Apr, 09 2011
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Baray-e-Meherbani
Baray-e-Meherbani
Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n
Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
To be a "Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
After a quarrel,
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Gandhigiri Ka
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"
O: Originally
B: Born In
A: Africa To
M: Manage The
A: Americans ... ;->
Friendship means:
Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,
u fell down in mud
i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->
Jis tareh exam me
Jis tareh exam me
qustion assan hote hai
aur answer muskil,
usi tereh apke liye
msg padhna bahut assan he
per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.
sab hamse hr cheez m
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye
Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye
Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran
Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
ek chooha maarna hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
extra sheet khappay
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
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