Height of satte bazi...

Height of satte bazi...
Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
  

May, 19 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     3503 views       Funny

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Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-


Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than


Believing A Girl! ;-)


Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay
Wat wud
U do if..


U lose me
1day?


























































































So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..
Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours
Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view
Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

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funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.













































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