Height of satte bazi...

Height of satte bazi...
Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
  

May, 19 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     3135 views       Funny

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Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
Life Means ENJOY ,

ENJOY means Mobile ,

Mobile Means SmS,

SmS mEans ...

"salla muft da syapaa"
Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated ecards.

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
... Money Talks ...



I Don''t Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!

Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump


Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay