Height of satte bazi...

Height of satte bazi...
Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
  

May, 19 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     3085 views       Funny

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He

End of the World in 2012 means














I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



?


Give up?


?

?


Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.


Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

.

Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu..
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!