Height of satte bazi...

Height of satte bazi...
Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
  

May, 19 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     3314 views       Funny

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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
Janix yEh Sms Naya
Aaya HaI
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KAISA LAGA..........;->
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->


Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.
Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,


cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,


ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,


akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.