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a child never saw his hips.
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a child never saw his hips.
a child never saw his hips.
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
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May, 22 2010
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alhamdulillah bohot mazay mein hain;
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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
a mathmatical question
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
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104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
wo kon c movie hai jo ap awaz band
Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..
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"MR.BEAN" ;->
Things Wil Change Class Room To Office
Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
Sardar was traveling in train
Sardar was traveling in train
A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up
Sardar complained to the Railway Officer
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
Student: DUBUK
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???
Student: DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
GULUM
GULUL
PICHIK ... ;->
Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Pehle Bacho''n Ko
Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se
School Band Rehte Hyn . . .
Farq Tou Para Hy
Bache Bache Ka Naara
"Geo Musharaf" ;->
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Guess
Pakistan railway track
u can use it from karachi to khaber
Proud to be a Pakistani.
Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
i hide my tears
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
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