a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"

May, 22 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 3192 views Funny

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amazing home remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

Log Kehtay Thay K

Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /

T R U T H

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .

Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?

Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->

isko Raat Me Prhna

isko
Raat
Me
Prhna

Oh
Ho
Abhi
Nhi

Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho

Ye
Cheating
He

Chalo
Agar
itni
Hi
Jaldi
He
To
Parh
Lo

I''m
da BEST... ;->

marriage is that rel

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai

Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.

But I Like The Way You Think...

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->

A Memon saves life

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.

wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

Mareez Dr. S

Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.

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