a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips.
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
  

May, 22 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2767 views       Funny

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Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia





Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai





Aankhain Nam Hain





Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai





Aur Kyun Na Ho





Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!


If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”


I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.


Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->
Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????







Who Says They Are Acting?
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,









chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu