a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips.
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
  

May, 22 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3289 views       Funny

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Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
If U Hve Any Problem

Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:


If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao





I''ll Create Problem










Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte.
If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book
A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:


"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon