a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"

May, 22 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 2710 views Funny

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Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye

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sms karne wale ki
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a child never saw his hips.

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