a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips.
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
  

May, 22 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3528 views       Funny

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Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->


Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
Height Of Smartness


Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,





























issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai
"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...