a neighbor loses his job

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a neighbor loses his job

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
  
May, 05 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     2216 views       Funny

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A teacher asked
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,


Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,

Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,

Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,


Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->
the chief excitement


The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
a prayer 2 bless ur
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
It takes 15 trees to


It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .
patna kahan par hai?

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
Barasti barish me
Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
patni maike ja kar pati ko
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
YeH arZoO hAi mErI
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p

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