5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
how many r left now?
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there r still 5 left.
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B''coz there''s a lot of difference between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!
  

May, 20 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     2076 views       Funny

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