Wife, pointing at

Wife, pointing at
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
  

May, 22 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2483 views       Funny

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Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.


Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

[~!~] a m Y
SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.


No:1 Long March


No:2 Nawaz Sharif

And








So Simple

Apun K Sms Se !
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.


Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->