Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

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321 Arab.. 25 Crore..

321 Arab..

25 Crore..

35 Lakh..

51 Thousand..

2 Rs Only../

YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu KyA HuA MerA MobiLe NumBer Tu HaI..

KEEP MESSAGING.../;->

Ye baat samajh me i nhi! Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

boy school se rota hua ghar aya

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz

HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

Q

K

AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-

theepa

1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
.
.
.
samaj aai????

theepay dy moo waleya

We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

Child:papa aunty ka

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Sardar sent a

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Maalik:abay nokar

Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai

Ek larka ek larki

Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai

or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
?

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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai

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