Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

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New Degrees Of "DOG

New Degrees Of
"DOG"

DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...

Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...

"TUM HI TU Ho.

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Kon hai yeh?

Kon hai?

Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

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5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

The Statement Below Is True ...

The Statement Below Is True ...

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"cErTiFieD ...

AbSoLuTe ...

StUpId " ;->

humayun babar k sarey gunnah

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"

Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->

2 bache ache hain

Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh

1 memon subha so ko utha to

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?

Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao

Pandit: Fer

Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->

B careful!

B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal

Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal

Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha

Chal PAPUU Mobile Nikaal

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