Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
  

May, 19 2010     284 chars (2 sms)     2961 views       Funny

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"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
Some say you are ugly.
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Some say you are pugly.
But
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Marriage is like a public toilet





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3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

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Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
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"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi"
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha


I M FARAZ :-D
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:


Khabees Ka Bachcha..


Zarori Nahi K


Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"


Doosra Aadmi:


"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool

New Age Ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->