Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

May, 19 2010 284 chars (2 sms) 2576 views Funny

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1 pathan cycle sath

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

''TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”*

''TANHAIYAAN
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?

kismat kismat ki baat hai

kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!

If U Hve Any Problem

If U Hve Any Problem

Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:

If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao

I''ll Create Problem

Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...

techr agr 1 aur 1 2

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)

A student''s leave letter:

A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between

Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between

Complete
&
Finish

But

Dere''s Difference

When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete

&

When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished

Meay Piaray

Meay

Piaray

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Kya dhoond rahay ho?

"Sunehri Baat"

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)

KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa

KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa

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Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''

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