Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

May, 19 2010 284 chars (2 sms) 2368 views Funny

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Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........

BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya

1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white

1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"

Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:

:King Size Filter"

zardari k liye mazm

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

Le daso

Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.

Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota

Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota

Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->

A Smart Lawyer Said:

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

son daadi ap kya tv

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

Girl asks her lover,

Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

Main Agar Kahon

Main
Agar
Kahon
Tum Sa
Haseen
Kainaat
Main
Nahi
Hy
Koi ...

Tou Yaar Yaqqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Main
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy ... ;->

Arz Kiya Hai,,

Arz Kiya Hai,,

Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,

Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,

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