Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

May, 19 2010 284 chars (2 sms) 3099 views Funny

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A pathan & his

A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Indian team yad aa gai thi.. :-D

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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D

Breaking news..

Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......

Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..

lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!

WiFe:

WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.

I Dont Want 2

I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again

Fact about women:

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

under the black cloth

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead. . . ;->

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