Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

May, 19 2010 284 chars (2 sms) 2197 views Funny

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the worst thing abou

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

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Censorship Bureau ] ;->

GirlFriends r Appetizers.... Taste Gud Any

GirlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time

Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,

Eaten Frequently

Wives r Maggie....

Eaten When There''s

Nothing To Eat ;->

T h e D e f i n i t i o n

T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...

Memon Apne Bache

Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

Girls word in diff language

Girls word in diff language

Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa

In our sindhi?

Hatit Wah ji chori aa!

Height Of Jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

Four guys

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...

U||o Ko Raat...

Dentist Ko Daant...

Gadhe Ko Laat...

Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...

Kuttay Ko Haddi

Aur

Aur

Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->

A Sardar asked his friend:

A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!

When U Take My Name

When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...

Samajh Aai ???

Nahi Aai !!

O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->

I am sorry yaar,

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"

Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=

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