Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
  

May, 19 2010     284 chars (2 sms)     2126 views       Funny

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