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Three ways to catch a tiger:
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Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
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barasti barish me
Kesa lgta hy?
Barasti barish me
Hawa k jhonko''n k sang
Khamoshi se
Chalty huey
Koi apka hath thaam k
Hauley se keh
de
"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
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Msrofiat
Kanjosi
Gurbat
Laparwahi
Narazgi
Balance ki kami
Mobile ki khrabi
Alfaz ki killat
Nakhry
Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki.
1 Aurat Ne 1
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?
Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
Dream Of Defeating Or Beating
If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..
I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)
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Enjoy Kro
Ma Aaj SE
"Tableeghi Jamat"
K SAth Ja Raha Hon
PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy
PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy
DOCTOR:
Khy?
Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.
Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?
Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jab har janib khamoshi ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye
Jb taangen thak jaen
To
Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
PATHAN: O Yar!
PATHAN: O Yar!
Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!
Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy
SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:
"OPERATION THEATRE"
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
Pray To God
&
Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness
But
If U Prayed
&
U r Still In Darkness
Then Realize
"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
Ostad,, bato 5880
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq
kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
near or far wherever
Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!
“Happy Birthday”
Sardar Was
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
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