Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
  

May, 19 2010     284 chars (2 sms)     2584 views       Funny

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Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,


Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,


Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...


Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?









Can''t Understand...!








Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)


Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO"
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!


Only One Man

In A Thousand Is

A Leader Of Men ...

And

The Other 999

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Follow Woman ...
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->