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Three ways to catch a tiger:
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Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
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Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga
Ghar me practis karna
Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
noor jahan ki wafat k baad
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.
''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
There was this guy
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)
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Aap K Pyar Karne Ki
UMAR
ABHi
NAHi
AAi.
PLease Try
WWW.Feeder-Choosni.Com.
I Wana Dedicate
I
Wana
Dedicate
U
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Apke
Liye
Only
4
My
LOVE
"Karan Main
Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da"
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->
Aishwariya Roy Is Being
Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REASON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "
Sily Girl Crazy Abt me .
How did you write your exam
Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.
So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
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