Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
  

May, 19 2010     284 chars (2 sms)     2924 views       Funny

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Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->


Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla

Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge

Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p