Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

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agar larki ko ulti aaye

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

did u know what is mean by MAN

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

''Maine ik or naya mobile

''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''

''uSAY KAHA b THA k t

''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''

A man in USA sees

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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Research K Mutabiq Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada

Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...

Kyun k

100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:

Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)

Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na

Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)

A Gud Frend Is One Who

A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->

humnain us ki doli sajae hai

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?

A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<

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