Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
  

May, 19 2010     284 chars (2 sms)     2094 views       Funny

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Hamari,,
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Aaj,,
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eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U


I''ll die without u
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Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko
Height of embarrasment



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“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
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Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
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A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

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Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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