Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

May, 19 2010 284 chars (2 sms) 3135 views Funny

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Beta:

Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?

Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''

This one is my first attempt.

This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?

Its Mr.Rashid latif

how?

Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa

Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar

Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->

S U N D A Y means, S= Soty raho!

S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday

Misbah hum Sachin

Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy

Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS

JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot

''Aya re larkiyon

''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''

KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.

Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.

TERI SALARY KO MERI PURSE MAIN PANAH MIL JAEMERE ISHQ MAIN TERI DAULAT FANA HOJAE.

SUBHANALLAH

Jane kis baat pe uss

Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?

halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.

Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.

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