Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

May, 19 2010 284 chars (2 sms) 2381 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry STARRING

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

Jab Apka Janam Hua

Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt Rosni Huyi
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi
Plz ADJuST Karlo."

Arz Kia Hy ..

Arz Kia Hy ..

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah

Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

tamam muslimz sy app

Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey

compnies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''

Girlz Aur Universitiez Main

Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???

?

??

???

????

?????

??????

Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->

1 Pathan Apna

1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

When swinning is

When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .

Than

Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Three ways to catch a tiger:

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages