''Mu se log milty hain

''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''

May, 24 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 2856 views Funny

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Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur

Aur

Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->

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Afiya
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Enjoy Kro

Ma Aaj SE

"Tableeghi Jamat"

K SAth Ja Raha Hon

Chuhaa

EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.

''Teacher 2 pthan jiss

''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''

|| Height Of Self-Confidence ||

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."

light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo

-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

ARZ kia hai

ARZ kia hai

teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)

DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE

OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE

HA HA HA!

ek premi apni premika ke liye

ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
dukandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
dukandar-do sitiya

Height Of Cowardice:

Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

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