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Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
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May, 13 2010
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Man 2 Pathan :
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi
Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.
Govt ka pehla action
Double sawari pe pabandi.
if gal vomits her p
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
Kamina?
If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
Kahan Pikar Aya He?
MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
Boys R Alwys Kamina
Shortest Fairy
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "
She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of
BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of
Mobilink,
Telenor,
Paktel,
Warid,
Ufone,
Insta phone
and
PTCL will beTOTALLY FREE !
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Miss Calls only.
Choosing Career
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
D Bst Present 2 Give
D Bst Present 2 Give
2 A Frnd:
HONESTY
2 Ur Enemy:
4GIVENES
2 Parents:
GRATEFULNES
2 God:
OUR LIFE
2 Me:
Nokia N95
Video I-Pod 80gb
PS3/Xb0x
HP/Sony Laptop
Home Theater
Digital Camera 12.0
BMW Latest Model
Thats All.
I M "Down 2 Earth Persn
Wid Simple Dreams.
Mujhe kisi mehngi
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.
Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.
GEO MUSHARAF..!
''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .
Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
Aam ZindAgi-
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.
MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
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