Door

Door
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
  

Jan, 27 2013     118 chars (1 sms)     3212 views       Funny

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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
Assalam T Alaikum!

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