Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''
