Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!

May, 17 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 2419 views Funny

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A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling

Coz

Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

''mein nay tum say muhabbat

''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA!

''Banane Wale ne

''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''

Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)

tum hi tu ho =p ;

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Kon hai yeh?

Kon hai?

Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.

A boy n girl

A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi

hahahahahaahhaahhaahah

In foreign Daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

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''Yar Paisy kab do gay mery

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Ye msg sb doston ko snd kro
90% pagal pura msg parhe baghair he rply ka''

Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy

Q K

Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->

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Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

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