Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!

May, 17 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 2834 views Funny

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Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

''Dear Friends.

''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after

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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-

kya app kanjoosi

kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.

Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na

naam bata k osko kish mish ka

Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne

Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

Once There Was A

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->

A Robber,

A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?

Ans: A Police Officer!!

If U Like My Sms

If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart

If U Save, U Agree I m Smart

If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart

&

If U Delete It

Simply

U''re Jealous

Coz

I m Smart ;->

Ekaadmi tha..!

Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!

train se yaad aya...

train se yaad aya...

train se yaad aya...

[remembered from train...]

train se yaad aya...

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->

Govt ne Awam

Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->

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Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

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