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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
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May, 17 2010
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id like to buy som dog food
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->
There was this guy
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
Identification Of Students ...
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
funny
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
When I waz a kid my
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
kutte ke chaar pair q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
1
2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
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