Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
  

May, 17 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2510 views       Funny

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Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
''Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai''
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

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try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???



Ok.. the answer is Sodium...




Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?











Guess Karo
Ez Hai









Nahi Pata







It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%











DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga

tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana