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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
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Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.
Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..
every morning ur
every morning ur d 1st thing tat comes2my mind
i wish i wud start my day with u in my bed
i luv d feel on my lips
u just make my day
i lvu u "NESCAFE"...
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???
A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
millions of tomorrow will come........
but still a hope is alive........
kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
Paaye Kha Rahe The,
American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,
American Bola What S This?
Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli
agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
Gareeb shohor bola:
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....
Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
Teacher: "Sam, You
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"
Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "
Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"
Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"
Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"
Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
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Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos
Have ur Contribution 2 my Collection
Generously Donate
in form of....
100..
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1000..
&
5000
rupees notes.
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
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