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Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
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Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..
GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
Teacher :
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?
Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
any woman can be
Any woman can
be a mother but it
takes someone
special to be
called
"Mom".
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi
100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy
Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere
1 Tou Sadar-e-Pakistan
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo
Bcoz
30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
Now-A-Days Our
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
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"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
larka larki went on
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
A Lawyer
A Lawyer
Will Do Anything
To Win A Case
Some Times
He Will Even
Tell The Truth … ;->
TV on kro.
TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai
Sub girl lar rahi han
Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
quitters never win
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
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