Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
  

May, 17 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     3363 views       Funny

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Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple


Garmi nhi lagti.
HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)
~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!
''Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..
A public Service Msg


Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !




"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy

Dilo''n Pr Dosto''n Ki Hukumat Hy

Aap Jese Dosto''n Ki Waja Se Yahan Hyn Hum

Werna
"HOLLY/BOLLY WOOD" Ko bhi Humari Zarurat Hy ... ;-
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


~< SUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
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...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)