JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days


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Nhi smjhe?




03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge



Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
  

May, 17 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     5387 views       Funny

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Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
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Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.


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sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

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kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
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SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

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Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.