bijli chali gai

bijli chali gai
jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
  

Jan, 09 2013     190 chars (2 sms)     2739 views       Funny

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