Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
  

May, 25 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2616 views       Funny

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Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,




Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh b wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,


"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,



Aur hath main hai "LUX"
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate



Is lia main sochta hon,



k


tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha




main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo


jo


jo


jo


mera sms perh raha ha
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
''Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai