A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
  

May, 20 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     3054 views       Funny

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Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best


Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,


Kion Nahi Karain.?

Kion K,

Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?

Kion.?










ARAY BHAi!

''WAFA''

OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai


Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)