1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar
ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy? Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga Geo Khan
