Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
  

May, 25 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2566 views       Funny

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Aila..
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