jab tak zinda raha

jab tak zinda raha
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2489 views       Funny

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How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……
Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...


wo soye hoye the....


Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...


hum soye hoye the...


Moral:-



''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->


~< SUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
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...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
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