jab tak zinda raha

jab tak zinda raha
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2846 views       Funny

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Boy:I love u
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Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

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Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"


Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo

Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...

( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''


Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!