. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .





Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .




Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .






1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo



1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     228 chars (2 sms)     1976 views       Funny

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Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
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A) "Something"... ;->
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."





BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
Height of secrecy...


Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
No



I
am
not
decent




I
am
not
good




I
am
Stupid




I
am
Mental





I
am
Idiot






Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->