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Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




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Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2844 views       Funny

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A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...


Kyun k


100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"



If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Mujhe Rumaal De Kutte,
Meri Nak Beh Rahi hai..
2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
reshma ki jawani





reashma ki jawani




reshma ki jawani





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rupees notes.
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Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''
Definition Of GirlFriend . . .

Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->