Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2629 views       Funny

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Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba























aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

More Often ...
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam


















koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,

Lekin dil ghabrata hai

Kyon k balance jata hai

Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,

Jab kanjoos logon se

Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi karte, jab hum bol rahe ho to bak-bak nahi karte.pareshan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hainab hum jag rahe hain to SMS nhi karte.
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum

52 jokoron wali taash ho tum

per phir bhi jo b ho yaar

dost bohat jhakaas ho tum


Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..