When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

May, 26 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2452 views Funny

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someone says whisky hotihai risky,

someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers

ye keh k pappu ko c

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar

Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.

Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
Shakespare usd street light 2 stdy.
Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
"Saley din ma makhi marty thy kia?''''

**Preaty **Karina **Amisha

**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

Ek ladka tha,use

Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?

Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re

''KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,

''KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGeY 1 HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY 1 SHAIR HIRON PINY RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY PuCHA KEH AAP NY ESY KEYON MARA TO SHAIR BOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY''

zardari k liye mazm

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

Before Marriage. .

Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

3 cockroaches are

3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????

Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)

aankh hee na royee hai

aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time

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When u feel sad….

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