When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2330 views       Funny

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Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
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Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)