Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?
Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
