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May, 19 2010
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MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
A man goes to the
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
Where did love born
Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
Best error message
Best error message of the century.....!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
mohabbat ki raahon main har pal dard milega
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
Employee To Boss:
Blackmailing In New Style=
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
fight between teeth tongue
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
we must believe in
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Osama asked
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''
What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata
Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata
Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
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