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S = SUB
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May, 19 2010
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1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Months
Professor: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir
Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
Send me msgs only in these timings
Send me msgs only in these timings
MORNING
6AM TO 12PM
NOON
12PM TO 4PM
EVENING
4PM TO 8PM
NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM
baki time tang na karna
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy
Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,
aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->
''Ye balo Khubsorat
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai
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(-.-)
(,) )
L L
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
Nai nacha?
Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
son daadi ap kya tv
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
Daadi: Ni Beta
Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:
" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "
Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..
" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->
U.S.A ne bridge
U.S.A ne bridge bnaya jo 2citys ko milata ha
British ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct ALLAH TALA se milata ha
Men tie the watch
Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up
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Women tie the watch facing down
You know Why???
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To see the time...!!!
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..
Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
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