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May, 19 2010 198 chars (2 sms) 2410 views Funny

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Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

1 admi mrty waqt dost se:

1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)

ORIGINAL DON:

ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K

DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming

How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
Smart
Gud Looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????

Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->

FUTURE ABC AND ZUBAIDA AAPA

next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA

Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.

Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

Yeh Jo Hai Na...

Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!

welding waly k paas le jaon ga

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...

Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai

Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai

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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga

FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!

FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P

Bakhtawar

Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?

Zardari : Beta White

Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain

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