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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

Yaad Rakho:

Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!

Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat

"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. :-D

people change wd time=P

people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

2 Larkin Ful Makeup

2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D

Sardar g:

Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"

Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->

*Dua 4 Election*

*Dua 4 Election*

Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,

Sher ko jangal myn rakh,

Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
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PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!

akbar kal maine sap

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.

Kya kal tm farigh ho?

Kya kal tm farigh ho?

Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!

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