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May, 19 2010
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60 saAL pehLe CandLe
60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,
MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy
Farq to pArA hy..
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
rehman malik ne apna
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.
B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":
WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
Breaking News!
Breaking News!
Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,
Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.
Is Khabar K Armaan Mei
2007 Chala gya ;->
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
Bantas advise:-
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.
It Is So Faithful,
Everytime It Returned Back To ME
Woh ye keh kar meri saari
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....
Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
SAYING:
SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.
CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab
Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
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AaiNdA,
Se,
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SenD,
KarNE ki koshish karna,
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