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May, 19 2010
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2days 4cast...
2days 4cast...
it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
mujh sey pehli see
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,
mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
A prisoner was about to be executed.
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D''
Ek Sawal Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen
Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga
Shocho
Nai Pata
Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
pata hai mujhey
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.
Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?
2nd Boy: Mazaar
1st Boy: kyun ?
2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.
Wat''s the similarity between
Wat''s the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And
Biggest similarity...
Dhakkan. . .
Indian Airlines slogan
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
.
.
.
.
From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)
Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
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