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May, 19 2010     198 chars (2 sms)     3250 views       Funny

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main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?









Can''t Understand...!








Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
.
Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay.
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance Khatm Hojata Hy
Suna Hy Balance K lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
train se yaad aya...










train se yaad aya...







[remembered from train...]









train se yaad aya...








o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->